Although none of the technologies need to fulfill the mandates exists, it is felt that by simply passing the bill will make the promised changes occur through the shear force of will alone. In addition, through the use of temperature and rain patterns any state that does not support the efforts will be nudged into compliance. Substantial penalties have been included in the bill to insure that few states will actually oppose implementation. At first read penalties range from mandated droughts to monsoon rain storms.
|Please support us by visiting our sponsors|
The basic idea seems to revolve around the funneling of large payments to Climate Scientist, Carbon Traders, Al Gore, and Congressional Campaign Committees. Funds will be used for direct payments to states that fit into narrowly defined terms, such as the number of Democrats in the state government. Additional funds may be used to convince citizens that in fact the government is in fact controlling the weather.
From leaked parts of the bill it seems most of the bill contains strings of disconnected words that serve only to hide the true intent and content of the law. Insiders have said that they believe that this is the Democrats last chance to loot the treasury and bankrupt the country. As a counter to these critics the first attempt at climate alteration will be a huge controlled burn of over $1 Billion in cash on the White House lawn.
Pedro's Fake News Network (PFNN) - We put the P back into the fake network news.
©2010 Pedro Sykes - Some Rights Reserved
Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.
|Follow on Buzz|