Breaking: Trump's Supreme Court Nominee

Washington, DC (PFNN) Word has leaked earlier today, to one of our reporters, that President Trump has made a decision on his pick to replace the seat vacated by Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Antonin Scalia. After an extended time the new president is preparing to make a choice that he hopes will receive support from the Democrats who have tried to stand in opposition to all of his efforts in his first week of office. So with that in mind it is not surprising that his pick will be Merrick Garland.

When contacted leaders of the Democrat Party are prepared to block this nomination with every weapon they have at their disposal. In a statement given exclusively to PFNN the statement reads:

We feel that the choice of Merrick Garland is ill advised at this moment. We feel that Judge Garland is not qualified to serve on the high court. His previous rulings from the bench do not reflect the will of the American people. His past stands on the defining issues are contrary to key American values. We condemn President Trump for his continued recklessness and failure to nominate qualified candidates and handicapping our third branch of government. Since the president refuses to cooperate with the Congress we find it impossible to cooperate with him and his radical agenda. Once he puts forth a nominee that is more inline with the values and goals of the American people there will be resistance from the Democrat Party. We hope that he will reconsider this ill-conceived and ill-advised decision. Merrick Garland is not someone who should ever been brought forward for such an important judicial position.

We hope that President Trump will take this into consideration as he moves forward with his judicial cabinet position nominations.

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Occupy Wall Street Mishap

New York, NY (PFNN) In recent weeks a number of activists have gathered in the major banking centers to protest. It appears that while many of the protesters have spent weeks camped out in major cities across the nation. So far the turn out has been within the expectations of the organizers. Even though these demonstrations have been in the planning stage for months, most of those involved were responsible for securing their own transportation. With such large events there are times when there are unforeseeable situations and minor mishaps that can occur.

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The original plan called for demonstrators to gather in key banking centers throughout the nation and cause as much disruption as possible. Some of the major cities identified were of course Wall St. New York, NY, Atlanta, GA, Charlotte, NC, and San Francisco, CA. These cities were considered to be the prime targets that would create the most publicity.

Even though the overall events have gone over as planned there have been a few unexpected incidences. Although the efforts made to insure that each attendee who was travelling was given all the information that they needed. But it appears that due to a few of the college students where unfamiliar with basic geography their travel plans took them a little off course.

It seems that a group of protestor set up camp on Wall Street. The students were a little confused but seemed to be enjoying their stay. They just thought that there would be more attendance. The only problem was that they were on Wall Street in Bend, Oregon.

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A group headed to Atlanta, GA mistakenly purchased tickets to Atlanta, Texas. They were at first welcomed by the locals until they occupied a local restaurant and demanded the free pizza they were promised by organizers.

Another group that was supposed to occupy Charlotte, NC appears to have driven to Charlotte, Florida. Reports say that they appear to have become lost and were last seen entering the Fred C. Babcock/Cecil M. Webb Wildlife Management Area. Search parties are being formed to try and find them before the alligators.

The final group seemed to have wound up in San Francisco del Rincón, Mexico instead of San Francisco, CA. The Federal Police refuse to release any information concerning the whereabouts of this group. It seems that they rushed the local offices of the governor and they have not been heard from since.

Organizers say that the cause of these individuals was due to the lack of proper education of the students due to cut backs in educational funding. They also say that they know that the problems can be traced back to the capitalist system and big banks. They are not really sure how, but they feel sure the banks located to cities that could easily be confused with other cities by poorly educated, Ivy League Students, from major US universities.

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President Takes Bold Decisive Action on Immigration

Washington, DC (PFNN) Sources within the Administration have stated that the President is preparing to sign an executive order to undo the Arizona's irresponsible act of defending its citizens. In their reckless attempt to fulfill their oath to serve and protect the citizens of Arizona the state government has dared to defy the National government and choose to fulfill their oaths to enforce the laws. In response the EO orders the immediate deployment of the National Guard to the state to disarm all local and state law enforcement agents and to arrest the governor and members of the state government. In an attempt to smooth over relations with the Mexican government, the President is expected to fly to Mexico City to make a formal apology to the Mexican people and turn over sovereignty of all lands within the borders of the former State of Arizona to Mexican officials.

The Mexican government is expected to begin immediate deportation of any racist Yankee Gringos that reside within the surrendered territory. It is expected that the transfer of power should be relatively short due to many of the past efforts to convert much of the state to bilingual signs and packaging. One major issue will be the removal of any remaining English signs and documents. This is necessary to insure consistency with the rest of Mexico. But the transformation will go much faster after the new government takes full possession.

It may require additional time if any now illegal US citizens attempt to stay and must be removed by force. It is expected that the Mexican Federal Police and the US National Guard should be able take care of any right winger who choose to disobey the evacuation order. It may be harder to determine how many other Central or South Americans are currently occupy the territory, but they will also need to be relocated north of the new border.

It is hoped that this move will satisfy the Mexican people and quiet any tension between these neighboring countries. If not, Texas, New Mexico, Nevada, and/or California may have to be turned over one by one or together as reparation for the unforgivable crime of the American people simply asking that they be protected and the established laws be enforced by their government. Only time will tell.

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New May Day Celebration

Washington (PFNN) April 18, 2010 - Rumors of a new move to embrace better relations with the rest of the world have been heard. It seems that with the guidance of the new "Labor Relations CZAR" Andy Stern, the White House is preparing to sign an Executive Order to rename May 1st or May Day to Labor Day. Since the rest of the world celebrates the first of May as Labor Day it will help to improve communications and relations with the rests of the world.

To celebrate this change the order also mandates that mandatory festive parades be organized in all major cities that will replace the current outdated and unfriendly to international traditions, May Poll dances and other celebration of spring events. To keep with the international flavor local unions will provide marchers holding pro-labor banners with picture of some of the heroes of the Revolution, the unions, and the President. These will include: Chairman Mao, Che Guevara, Vladimir Lenin, Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, and Joseph Stalin too name a few. To help out in this spirit of international labor, these parades will consist mainly of military equipment such as fully armed tanks, soldiers, and in some cities jet fighters and bombers. Due to scheduled cut backs in military spending, the Administration is contacting foreign countries to see if they can provide troops for this glorious celebration of Labor Day. It is uncertain if these troops will be used to "encourage" 100% attendance.

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Early reports say that China has volunteered 6 million troops, Venezuela will send 50,000, and a report from Mexico that: "They have already sent enough troops across the border and most are already in position." Other countries are expected to join in as they better understand to final goals of our leader.

It has also be heard that to avoid confusion, the old Labor day will be renamed to "Kill a Capitalist Day."

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